Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Randomize
