Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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