its not stalking. its research.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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