Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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