Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I understand Curling. That high.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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