Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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