I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
