Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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