i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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