I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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