After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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