so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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