Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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