Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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