Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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