So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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