He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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