im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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