You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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