I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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