Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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