There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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