If i come over, it means nothing
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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