And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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