I'm so fucking centered right now
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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