i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I wish you could order shots online.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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