So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
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