come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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