We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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