So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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