would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I just gargled with NyQuil
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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