Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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