IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I'm sobbing to NWA
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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