I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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