Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
