u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
You're like the curious george of whores
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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