Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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