absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
my phone needs a breathalizer
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
worst night to have a conscience
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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