How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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