You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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