I hope mine doesn't look like that
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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