if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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