Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Randomize
