why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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