She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
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