K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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