He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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