So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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