Rock
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Fuck
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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