why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Randomize