I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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