fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
and she was petting her beer can
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
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