Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
