So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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