Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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