Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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